An elderly couple who were childhood sweethearts had married settled down in their old neighborhood.
To celebrate their 50th wedding anniversary they walk down to their old school. There, they hold hands as they find the desk they shared where he had carved "I love you, Sally".
On their way back home, a bag of money falls out of an armoured car practically at their feet. She quickly picks it up, they don't know what to do with it so they take it home. There, she counts the money, its fifty-thousand dollars.
The husband says: "We've got to give it back".
She says, "Finders keepers" puts the money back in the bag hides it up in their attic.
The next day, two policemen are going from door-to-door in the neighbourhood looking for the money show up at their home.
One knocks on the door says: "Pardon me, but did either of you find any money that fell out of an armoured car yesterday?"
She says: "No"..
The husband says: "She's lying. She hid it up in the attic."
She says: "Don't believe him, he's getting senile."
But the policemen sit the man down begin to question him.
One says: "Tell us the story from the beginning."
The old man says: "Well, when Sally I were walking home from school yesterday ..."
At this, the policeman looks at his partner says: "We're outta here ..."
--Johnny, His Uncle, And A Cat On A Farm--
The Little Johnny, his uncle, and a cat on a farm.
So, a father comes home to Little Johnny one day and says that they’ll have to move for a while.
He’s going out on a business trip and his mother is in hospital for a car accident, so Little Johnny has to stay with his uncle for a while.
His uncle is a farmer, and so Little Johnny arrives on the farm.
He’s only allowed to bring what he can carry, as well as his pet cat.
So, he meets with his uncle and despite being a rather harsh man due to his work, he’s well-meaning.
Not to mention, he seems to be quite a fan of cats ever since his wife met an unfortunate end at the hoof of one of the farm’s horses.
So the Little Johnny is going to bed, and he lets the cat out for the night.
A few hours later, he wakes to the sound of screaming.
He comes outside and his uncle is running about absolutely swamped in baby chicks and kittens.
They seemed to have just sprung up overnight.
He’s trying to herd them all into a small, boxed off area but it’s so damn difficult while trying not to hurt them.
The Little Johnny, naturally confused, asks what happened.
The farmer replies
“Your cat got into the chicken’s roost”, to which Little Johnny replies “Yea, so what?”.
His uncle promptly shoots back,
“haven’t your parents told you what happens when you leave a pu$sy and a c0ck alone in a house overnight?”
To celebrate their 50th wedding anniversary they walk down to their old school. There, they hold hands as they find the desk they shared where he had carved "I love you, Sally".
On their way back home, a bag of money falls out of an armoured car practically at their feet. She quickly picks it up, they don't know what to do with it so they take it home. There, she counts the money, its fifty-thousand dollars.
The husband says: "We've got to give it back".
She says, "Finders keepers" puts the money back in the bag hides it up in their attic.
The next day, two policemen are going from door-to-door in the neighbourhood looking for the money show up at their home.
One knocks on the door says: "Pardon me, but did either of you find any money that fell out of an armoured car yesterday?"
She says: "No"..
The husband says: "She's lying. She hid it up in the attic."
She says: "Don't believe him, he's getting senile."
But the policemen sit the man down begin to question him.
One says: "Tell us the story from the beginning."
The old man says: "Well, when Sally I were walking home from school yesterday ..."
At this, the policeman looks at his partner says: "We're outta here ..."
--Johnny, His Uncle, And A Cat On A Farm--
The Little Johnny, his uncle, and a cat on a farm.
So, a father comes home to Little Johnny one day and says that they’ll have to move for a while.
He’s going out on a business trip and his mother is in hospital for a car accident, so Little Johnny has to stay with his uncle for a while.
His uncle is a farmer, and so Little Johnny arrives on the farm.
He’s only allowed to bring what he can carry, as well as his pet cat.
So, he meets with his uncle and despite being a rather harsh man due to his work, he’s well-meaning.
Not to mention, he seems to be quite a fan of cats ever since his wife met an unfortunate end at the hoof of one of the farm’s horses.
So the Little Johnny is going to bed, and he lets the cat out for the night.
A few hours later, he wakes to the sound of screaming.
He comes outside and his uncle is running about absolutely swamped in baby chicks and kittens.
They seemed to have just sprung up overnight.
He’s trying to herd them all into a small, boxed off area but it’s so damn difficult while trying not to hurt them.
The Little Johnny, naturally confused, asks what happened.
The farmer replies
“Your cat got into the chicken’s roost”, to which Little Johnny replies “Yea, so what?”.
His uncle promptly shoots back,
“haven’t your parents told you what happens when you leave a pu$sy and a c0ck alone in a house overnight?”