1. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
2. I told my computer I needed a break, and now it won't stop sending me vacation ads.
3. Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts.
4. I asked the librarian if the library had any books on paranoia. She whispered, "They're right behind you!"
5. I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands and fingers.
6. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
7. I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know y.
8. What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie? Sofishticated.
9. Parallel lines have so much in common. It's a shame they'll never meet.
10. Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems.
11. I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.
12. Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers? He'll stop at nothing to avoid them.
13. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired!
14. I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.
15. What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta.
16. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
17. I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands and fingers.
18. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
19. Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut? He just needed a little space.