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Dorothy and Edna, two “senior” widows, are talking. Dorothy:
“That nice George Johnston asked me out for a date.
I know you went out with him last week, and I wanted to talk with you about him before I give him my answer.”
Edna: “Well, I’ll tell you.
He shows up at my apartment punctually at 7pm, dressed like such a
gentleman in a fine suit, and he brings me such beautiful flowers!
Then he takes me downstairs. And what’s there; a limousine, uniformed chauffeur and all.
Then he takes me out for dinner; a marvellous dinner, lobster,
champagne, dessert, and after-dinner drinks. Then we go see a show.
Let me tell you Dorothy, I enjoyed it so much I could have just died
from pleasure! So then we are coming back to my apartment and he turns
into an ANIMAL.
Completely crazy, he tears off my expensive new dress and has his way with me three times!”
Dorothy: “Goodness gracious! So you are telling me I shouldn’t go?”
Edna: “No, no, no … I’m just saying, wear an old dress.”
-- $200 Just For One Night – Humor--
A guy asked a girl in the library.
“Do you mind if I sit beside you?”
The girl answered with a loud voice.
“I don’t want to spend the night with you.”
All the students in the library started staring at the guy and he was embarrassed.
After a couple of minutes, the girl walked quietly to the guy’s table and told him.
“I study psychology and I know what a man is thinking. I guess you felt embarrassed, right?”
The guy responded with a loud voice.
“$200 just for one night? That’s too much”
And all the people in the library looked at the girl in shock and the boy whispered in her ears.
I study law and I know how to make someone guilty.”