funy comics

 “Wait! Wait! Cancel that. … I guess it says ‘helf.’”

“So, Professor Jenkins! … My old nemesis! … We meet again, but this time the advantage is mine! Ha! Ha! Ha!”

“For the one-hundredth time in as many days—I HAVEN’T GOT A QUARTER!”

“Bob! Wake up! Bob! A ship! I think I see a ship! … Where are your glasses?”

“Gee, it’s good to see the old nest. … Even that thing down there’s gettin’ to be a sight for sore eyes.”

“Well, there they go again. The Stenbergs are always acting like life is one big musical.”

“Hey, Jim—go out for a short one!”